Uckademmashitta

If all the fear turns into beer
And all the greed turns into weed
I would tell the president

Uckademmashitta

If all the cops turn into lollipops
And all the bad guys turn into french fries
My dayjob would be telling you

Uckademmashitta

If coffins come filled with muffins
And all the killers turn into caterpillars
And they would eat the muffins

Uckademmashitta

If ghosts turn into cheesetoasts
And warships turn into taco dips
What about some toast with taco dip, huh?

Uckademmashitta

If teachers turn into female features
And all the fools fall into swimming pools
I go for the features

Squeezadematitta

The following words can obviously not be written down

Uckademmashitta
Squeezadematitta
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